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Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA, PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Kids--they're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for sex. -- Bill Mahe
Kids-They're not sleeping, they're recharging.
Kids toot or poot. Men fart. Women pass wind. And Ladies never, EVER have gas.
Kids? Who said anything about kids? -- Cona
Kids won't wait for anything, and want everything now, but they are willing to stand all night on a cold winter night for tickets to a rock concert.
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb. Most of it's up, until you reach the very, very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
-- Sir George Head, OBE (JC)...
Kill a commie for Christ!
Kill a commy for your mommy.
Kill a unicorn and you kill your luck.
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