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kick: [IRC] v. To cause somebody to be removed from a {IRC} channel, an option only available to {CHOP}s.
This is an extreme measure, often used to combat extreme {flamage} or {flood}ing, b...
Kid goes into barber shop and orders his very long hair cut to the roots.
Older bystander laughingly asks him how much weight he has lost in doing this....
Kid: "Grandad, can you make a noise like a frog?" Grandad
Why yes, I can make a noise like a frog" Kid: "Great!...
Kid -- Have you rehabilitated yourself? -- Arlo Guthrie
Kidney Pie. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
Kid -- riding a buffalo is dangerous! Keep the change and buy yourself a gravity knife and some fireworks.
-- Sound advice from THE BADGER...
Kids, don't gross me off.. ``Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE'' can be carried too FAR!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Kids, don't try this at home! -- Famous Last Word
Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.
Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.
-- Tug McGraw...

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