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King Arthur and his armored goons of the Round Table functioned as the Politburo of a slave state
Camelot....
King Harold: Watch him, he'll have some f%*kers eye out -- Famous people swearing...
KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
A king, in times long, long gone by, Said to hi...
Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious, O'er a' the ills o' life victorious.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Tam o' Shante...
King Stephen was a worthy peer, His breeches cost him but a crow
He held them sixpence all too dear,-- With that he called the tailor lown....
Kings will be tyrants from policy, when subjects are rebels from principle.
-- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- Reflections on the Revolution in France, Vol. iii, p. 334...
Kin, n.: An affliction of the blood
KIOSK Small roofed stall that sells overpriced refreshments that nobody really wants to eat, but are trapped in the confines of an arena, stadium, etc.
No sorry mate, ain't got any pies. 'Ere...
KIPPER A male salmon during the spawning season after spawning.
I still wonder why Jewish boys wear kippers on their heads....

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