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• The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
  -- Bill Mahe...
• I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff. -- Bill Mahe
• We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
  -- Bill Maher, comedian and commentator, 1995...
• I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
  -- Bill Mahe...
• In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!
  -- Bill Mahe...
• My father said, "Bring along your best girl." This is something you say to a pimp! -- Bill Mahe
• The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid.
  Girls got pinned--not nailed. -- Bill Mahe...
• The current cost of taxes = your penalty for voting for BILL & HILLARY