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• Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but "Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen.
  Especially do not eat in a restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors "Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food....
• A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
  -- Dick Van Dyke...
• Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothe
  men who like women never notice what they wear....
• Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever,-- One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act ii, Sc. 3...