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• Analyzing humour is like analyzing a frog : you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
• In America, you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• I'm scared of sex now. You have to be. You can get something terminal, like a kid.
  -- Wendy Liebma...
• Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy
  because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else....
• FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her experiences and her mistakes.
  During her lifetime she has acquired many useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) That no younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around....
• Q. How do you attract a vegetarian? A. Make a noise like a wounded vegetable.
• Kid: Paper or plastic? Selma: You decide. [looks down] So, wearing a belt, are you?
  Kid: Uh-huh. Selma: No suspenders for you. Kid...
• You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home. -- Han Solo