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KERNEL: A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.
Kernel memory error, all memory is now randomized.
Kernel Panic and General Failure reporting for duty!
Kerplop, Pow, Wham, thud, zap, splat, TarkHil, Spanzee, DekkaCrau, Binger, Chessukaaam, scooter.
KETTLE Device designed to heat up water, whistle just too quietly for you to hear when it's finished, boil dry, explode and burn your house down.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
Keyboardists use *all* their fingers.
Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. -- WindowError: 014
Keyboard missing - press F3 to continue -- Message seen on an Apricot PC
KEYBOARD Object which takes the brunt of your frustration with a computer.
Keyboard: Resembling a typewritter, a keyboard is used for entering errors into the computer.

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