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• Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!
• Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to use a 3-way bulb, but if you can afford it, I hear that next month GE will be coming out ....
• Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
• If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it is not at all a bad idea to count your fingers.
• Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers all the time.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
  -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine....
• COBOL fingers /koh'bol fing'grz/ n. Reported from Sweden, a (hypothetical) disease one might get from coding in COBOL.
  The language requires code verbose beyond all reason (see candygrammar)...
• COBOL fingers: /koh'bol fing'grz/ n. Reported from Sweden, a (hypothetical) disease one might get from coding in COBOL.
  The language requires code verbose beyond all reason (see {candygrammar})...