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Just as the prisoner was being strapped into the electric chair, the priest said, "Son, is there anything I can do for you?
The prisoner said, "Yeah, when they pull the switch, hold my hand." -- D...
Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy.
Neither can ever be created or destroyed. But one can be converted into the...
Just as there are three R's there are also three A's of business life.
They are: Ability, Ambition, and Attitude. Ability establishes what a worker does and will bring him a paycheck....
Just as the sand-dunes, heaped one upon another, hide each the first, so in life the former deeds are quickly hidden by those that follow after.
-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180 AD) -- Meditati...
Just as you reach the other side, the bridge buckles beneath the weight weight of the bear, which was still following you around.
You scrabble scrabble desperately for support, but as the bridge colla...
Just a wee cot - the crickets chirr - love and the smiling face of her. -- James Whitcomb Riley
Just Awful Things to Say to Those You Don't Like: You insignificant ball of contaminated swamp mud.
You bucketful of elephant tooth plaque You miserable substitute for real buzzard barf....
Just because.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because a girl runs out doesn't mean she doesn't want you to follow.
-- Guinan to Wesley, "The Dauphin", stardate 42568.8...

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