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• Anvari's Law of Homework: A homework doesn't get created or destroyed, but can be converted from one form to another.
• Oh, dear, where can the matter be When it's converted to energy?
  There is a slight loss of parity. Johnny's so long at the fair....
• You can't fight the law of conservation of energy. You can bargain with it, but you can't fight it.
  -- Solomon Sho...
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  There is a slight loss of parity. Johnny's so long at the fair....
• Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy.
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