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• As the ticket inspector on the train approached, Edward Nye told his friend, the poet James Whitcomb Riley, to get under the seat as he only had one ticket.
  Riley was reluctant to follow his friend's request but eventually did so to avoid any trouble....
• SMILEY ;-) could be pirate smiling face??
• SMILEY :-{) normal smiling face with a moustache
• SMILEY :-} normal smiling face with pretty lip
• SMILEY :~) smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
• It's not easy having a good time; even smiling makes my face ache.
• SMILEY ;-) smiling face gets his lights punched ou
• You're putting on your smiling face, And you're dressing up with style and grace.
• There shall he love when genial morn appears, Like pensive Beauty smiling in her tears.
  -- Thomas Campbell (1777-1844) -- Pleasures of Hope, Part ii, Line 95...