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• BARF-NET : For the Bulemic in YOU!
• Jerry, You are just like a crab, always on the ball...<G&l
• Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all covered with leeches.
  Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins....
• 10. Whenever you speak, you say "say" in front of all your sentences.
  9. You attempt to "goto /room/dorm/Shaw/east/156" to get home....
• I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
• You Get Used To Those Things...
• One of the advantages of bowling over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. -- Don Carte
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. -- Mahatma Gandhi