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Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin. -- Michael O'Donohugh
Jesus never carried a gun -- they hadn't been invented yet.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
Jesus Not Only Saves, He also Makes Backups Frequently!
Jesus only told half the story. The truth *will* set you free.
But, first it's going to piss you off. -- Solomon Sho...
Jesus passes to Robinson and its a SLAM DUNK!
Jesus rose from the dead and the apostles came unto him saying "How's Elvi
Jesus said love one another. He didn't say love the whole world. -- Mother Teresa
Jesus saves, and only takes half damage.
JESUS SAVES (and we're gonna spend it for him)
Jesus Saves --at First National Bank.

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