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Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed. Jesus said, "love thy neighbor.
Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter - Elvis's favorite high school class was wood shop....
Jesus walked on water. Matt.14:25 Elvis surfed. Blue Hawaii 1965
Jesus was a carpenter. Elvis' favorite h.s. class was wood shop.
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. -- Archie Bunke
Jesus was killed by a Moral Majority.
Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
Jesus was the lamb of God. Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.
Jesus was the Son of God. Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios.
Jesus wore a crown of thorns. Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.
Jet Engine Theory -Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!

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