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• Jesus' Apostles had 12 members. Elvis' Memphis Mafia had 12 members.
• And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?
• If Elvis ain't dead, let's kill him!
• In the beginning was the plan, and then the specification.
  And the plan was without form, and the specification was void....
• But among the children of the Great Society there were those whose skins were black.
  And lo! Their portion was niggardly, and of the fatted calf they were sucking hind teat ....
• Jesus' Father is everywhere. Elvis' father was a drifter.
• Jesus is the Lords's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
• Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.