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Jesus... don't leave earth without him.
Jesus' Father is everywhere. Elvis' father was a drifter.
Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters. Elvis Presley has 12 letters.
Jesus: If any man thirst..John 7:37 Elvis: "Drinks on me!" Jailhouse Rock
Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25) Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)
Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
Jesus is in my heart and owes me three months back rent.
Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
Jesus is on the ferry across the dead sea when the ferryman says "It'll be 40 sestertii (Roman coin) for the crossing.
"Bugger that," says Jesus, "I'll walk....
Jesus is the Lords's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
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