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Jesus: If any man thirst..John 7:37 Elvis: "Drinks on me!" Jailhouse Rock
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This is Elvis. Any messages for me?
Spock's brain, Elvis's body: "Jailhouse Spock
Man shall not live by bread alone. -- Jesus Peanut butter & bananas. -- Elvi
The first draught a man drinks ought to be for thirst, the second for nourishment, the third for pleasure, the fourth for madness.
Jesus' Father is everywhere. Elvis' father was a drifter.
Jesus is the Lords's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
Matthew was a biographer of Jesus. Neil Matthews was one of Elvis'.
