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Jesus Is Coming Back, And Boy, Is He Ticked!
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Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
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Beware of the Vampire Jesus--He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
Burns: {[to players] Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game.
I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you....
Always coming back for more...
Are you ready for the Lord Jesus to come back?
Boy that lightning is coming a little too close-***$*%***NO CARRIER
Oh boy, the user is back. Better hide my bits and hope he doesn't drive me into a deadlock today.
Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST!
I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!
Jesus Christ was a good teacher, but he didn't publish.
