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• An epicece Gnome of Zurich, wearing a three-piece suit and carrying a safety deposit box materializes in the room.
  You seem to have forgotten to deposit your valuables," he says, tapping the lid of the box impatiently....
• Okay, now where did I put my orange smoke?.... >POOF!
  < Everything disappears in a dense cloud of orange smoke....
• I'm walking to work this morning and it's a lovely spring day, and I'm walking up Sixth Avenue and I see one of those mime performers.
  So the mime is doing that famous mime routine where he's pretending to be trapped in a box....
• A guy is walking over a bridge, and his wallet falls into the river.
  He looks over and sees that the fish are tossing his wallet to each other....
• There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
  .. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air... -- Stephen Wrigh...
• There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
  In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. -- Steven Wrigh...
• A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and says, "I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on trespassers, but for a very small fee, I'll show you the way out.
  You notice that the gnome is nervously glancing at his watch....
• Hozone; Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!
• I say, put Schroedinger in the box and see how HE likes it.