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A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
A man who studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. -- James Crook
A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...
A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife.
-- Al Bundy, (Married With Children)...
A man will beg, a man will crawl on the sheer face of love, like a fly on a wall. -- U2
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims" 1804-1815...
A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
A man with an erection is in no need of advice.

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