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• A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
• frog: alt. `phrog' 1. interj. Term of disgust (we seem to have a lot of them).
  2. Used as a name for just about anything. See {foo}....
• The man who has no imagination has no wings. -- Muhammad Ali
• Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.
• A turkey roast is a foul ball...
• SMILEY <:>== a turkey emotico
• Result of a first cousin marriage.
• TURKEY, n. A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.
  Incidentally, it is pretty good eating. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• FAMILY HAUNTED BY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS TURKEY