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• Life sucks. -- Al Bundy from "Married with Childre
• It's only cheating, if you get caught". -- Al Bundy, Married with Childre
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• The man who thinks he is smarter than his wife is married to a very smart woman.
• I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house.
  And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to. -- Yakov Smirnoff...
• A successful man is one who can make enough money so that his wife can spend all she wants.
  A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. -- Socrate
• You'll be a hard luck woman...baby till you find your man.