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A massive stone tablet imbedded in the wall reads: Congratulations on bringing light into the dark-room!
A massive walk-in safe takes up the entire north wall.
It is tightly closed, and has no handle, lock, nor keyhole....
A mass of ice fills the western half of the room.
A Master of Art Is not worth a fart. -- Andrew Boorde (1490?-1549)
A masterpiece by a neglected genius is here.
A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices.
The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master....
Amateur electrician: the crispy thing hanging from the ceiling.
Amateur hour: That 60 minutes after the bars close...
Amateur radio operators do it with frequency.
Amateurs built the ARK, professionals built the TITANIC!
None the less, I would still prefer that the surgeon operate on me, not the carpenter....

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