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A man was praying to God one evening, and asked God, "God, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million dollars mean to you?
God replied, "A penny." Then the man asked...
A man who cannot reason is a fool, a man who will not reason is a bigot, and a man who dare not reason is a slave.
-- William Drummond...
A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either. -- Soren Kierkegaard
A man who can't mind his own business is not to be trusted with the king's. -- Saville
A man who carrys a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful.
He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either....
A man who checks out of the express lane with seven items is the same man who will wear Supp-Hose and park in the Reserved for Handicapped spaces.
-- Erma Bombeck...
A man who claims to know what's good for others is dangerous. -- Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
-- John Dennis (1657-1734) -- The Gentleman's Magazine, Vol. li, Page 324...
A man who cries is capable of any evil.
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. -- Charles Darwi

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