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A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination.
He must see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing. -- Charles M. Schwab...
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
-- Spanish proverb...
Aman-Tut and Julius Caesar -- they both foresaw their untimely deaths, thousands of years ago, in this very oracle.
And so did Max Headroom." -- ABC seeks after David Addison with help from a soo...
A manuscript for a market in which no textbooks currently exist will be followed two weeks after contracting by an announcement of an identical book by your closest competitor.
A manuscript, like a fetus, is never improved by showing it to somebody before it is completed.
A man used to be rated on how well he achieved bringing home the bacon.
All that has passed. Now, he is rated on how well he brings home the textured vegatable protein bacon flavored strips....
A man walked into a bar. It hurt!
A man walked into a haberdashery and said to the owner, "Did you just see me come in?
The owner replied, "Yes, sir, I did." "Ahhhh!" the man said....
A man walks into a psychiatrists office and tells him, "I have an identity problem...So do I.
A man was late for work. "What's the idea of being late?
asked the boss. "Well, the alarm clock woke up everybody but me this morning....

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