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It's too bad ignorance isn't painful.
It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
It's too dangerous with all of the @LN@ people around...
It's too formal to ask for the vacuum cleaner. You say "I'm choking the alligator.
It stopped moving! Cook it!
It's twelve feet tall with yellow eyes, and it wants to speak to you, SIR.
It's, uh, it's strange. I left Gallifrey for similar reasons.
I'd grown tired of their lifestyle. [ It seems I must mend my ways....
It's Unfair!: Y. Me
It's unfortunate that the process of learning is measured by one's performance on stressful exams.
Armed with the same amount of knowledge, at a different time and different place, you could d...

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