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[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle on the concept -- of a manned mission to Ma...
It's time for TRILL! The game show where YOU'RE the host!
It's time once again to "ask Dr. Science"! Remember, he knows MORE than you do.
It's time to boot, do your boot ROMs know where your disk controllers are?
It's time to get a new cookie file when you have some kind of deja-vu when reading this cookie.
Alternatively, get a program with a better random number generator. -- Yoshi...
It's time to go on a diet when the man from Prudential offers you group insurance.
Or when you take a shower and you have to let out the shower curtain....
It's time to shit or get off the fan.
It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift.
It has to be earned. -- Kirk, "The Return of the Archons," stardate 3157.4....
It stinks more every time you run over a skunk.

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