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• Q: "Can you use a vacuum cleaner on your dog?" A: "Yes, but it is generally better to take it for a walk.
• I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to your death my right to deny it.
  -- Albert Alligator, in Pogo, 26 September 1951...
• All I can say is that if, whenever you are asked where you live, you seize yourself by the throat and start choking, it is apt to cause comment" -- R.
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• If you have not changed your vacuum cleaner bag in the past five years, you can forget it, since it is a little late now.
• Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
  So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag....
• VACUUM-CLEANER Men have traditionally said of vacuum-cleaners "what's that?
  New men know what vacuum-cleaners are, even if they've never touched them in the flesh....
• A cat and his owner see a relationship counselor: He doesn't want you to run the vacuum cleaner or go out on dates.
  -- Nicole Hollande...
• In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.