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• In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
  .. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...
• Note to myself: never make a deal with your parents without a lawyer.
  -- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...
• My name is Marshall Teller, and I've learned an important lesson about Reality.
  In this life you can either follow the script they give you, or demand a rewrite....
• But until you get your eyes checked by the Eerie school nurse, you ain't seen nothing yet.
  -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana...
• Coincidence is one thing, but this thing with the bike was bordering on mega strange.
  -- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...
• Just when you think you have a handle on how weird Eerie is during the day, the whole town does a bellyflop at night.
  -- Marshall, "Zombies in P.J.s", Eerie Indiana...
• I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
• Come and get me? You big bag of wind?? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's not smart to tease a tornado.
  -- Marshall, "Tornado Days", Eerie Indiana...
• As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
  -- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...