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• Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
  It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be....
• He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot won't squawk!
  He's ceased to be! He's expired, and gone to meet his maker!...
• To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 't is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
  To die: to sleep: No more; and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to,--'t is a consummation devoutly to be wish'd....
• A choir boy tied the bell rope around his penis. The vicar tolled him off.
• Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
• Member of the Moron Tallywacker Choir.
• Slug-tuned coil. .....
  /__|_____|_____|____/ | | | | | | | | | | _____ \/ \/ \/...
• There is a coil of rope here.
• A large coil of rope is lying in the corner.