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It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
"Hit it." -- Jake and Elwood Blues, "The Blues Brothe...
It's a hybrid of texas-state bluegrass, and a New York sensimillia.
This stuff is great, cuz you can go play a good eighteen holes on it, take it home, and get stoned enough to play jesus bells on it....
It said "Don't Panic" in big friendly letters.
It said, This is probably the best button to press.
It's a Japanese rock garden, a Zen pool for skinny dipping.
Its a JOKE, like the funny kind but different.
It's a Klingon thing...you wouldn't understand.
It's a knockout tournament and anything can happen.
It's a lie. I was never here. -- Kilroy
It's alive, it's alive...muhahaha!

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