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• What do Teamsters and sperm have in common? Only 1 in 1000 work.
• One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith, in "Time", 1961...
• How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
• Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
• Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
• Do you want to know what's wrong with you?
• It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.
• In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
• And the cry issues forth: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!