A Man Goes To Rob A Bank. He Brings Two Things: A Hand Grenade And His Dog.

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A man goes to rob a bank. He brings two things: a hand grenade and
his dog. He pulls the pin, lobs the grenade at the doors of the bank
and ducks behind cover. Rover retrieves the grenade, drops it at his
master's feet, and bolts away for the next toss. BOOM! End of
robbery. I think the dog got a citation from the city.