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• Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
• I have sacrificed time, health, and fortune, in the desire to complete these Calculating Engines.
  I have also declined several offers of great personal advantage to myself....
• Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
  I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell....
• Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
  I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell....
• People always get tired of one another. I grow tired of myself whenever I am left alone for ten minutes, and I am certain that I am fonder of myself than anyone else can be of another person.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
  You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
• In the Roadrunner cartoon, the coyote has been chasing him for 25 years.
  I'd like to see him finally get right up to him and go "Sorry, I thought you were someone else....
• Whenever I'm faced with a difficult situation, I like to ask myself what my idol, Edward R.
  Murrow, would think; and I think Ed would call this censorship....
• I always thought you were in my corner. "Ah, no. See, actually I was the one who got you kicked out.
  You know you're incorrigible, Q. You're a lost cause....