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• Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do.
  Can't you be serious for once? Snoopy: She is right!...
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....
• If you don't know what your program is supposed to do, you'd better not start writing it.
  -- Dijkstra...
• I had no desire to be involved in the music busine
  but I saw that Jerry Brandt, who was the head of the music department at William Morris, had a limousine, and he was hanging out with Mick Jagger....
• Do you think your father and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Home is where you wear your hat. I feel so break up: I want to go home -- Lord John Whorfi
• If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat--in other words, turn you into an adult.
  Also, if you want to get one of those great red beefy, impressive-looking faces that politicians and corporation presidents have, you had better start drinking early and stick with it....