Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Miscellaneous Collections
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
I strove with none, for none was worth my strife; Nature I loved
and next to Nature, Art. I warm'd both hands against the fire of life...
Is truth not truth for all? -- Natira, "For the World is Hollow and I have Touched -- the Sky," stardate 5476.
4....
I studied COBOL in college, but I didn't compile
I stumbled over a stone and took it for granite.
I suffer from C R S ... Can't remember sh
I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our particular path than we have yet gone ourselves.
-- E. M. Forste...
I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy...
Is UNIX a castrated servant?
IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL: Wanted by no-one else. -- Interpreting supervisors comments...
I support Artificial Stupidity.
< previous
...
3819
3820
3821
3822
3823
3824
3825
3826
3827
3828
...
11174
next >