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I take drugs and sing rock and roll. Look what it did for Elvis.
I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain' -- Tammy Faye Bakke
I take my children hiking and fishing, walking in the woods.
I take my pet Lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat!
I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
I take orders from one person! Me!
I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
-- Lord Brabazo...
I take the world to be but as a stage, Where net-maskt men do play their personage.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Dialogue between Heraclitus and Democritu...
Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya
Italian Mafia-style voice:) I can't come to the phone right now.
Me and Guido are trying to stuff a body in the trunk....

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