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I survived Catholic school.
I survived the First Amazon Calvary PMS Battalion!
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I survived the total perspective vortex.
I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana. -- Picard
Is virus a 'micro' organism?
I swear -- by my life and my love for it -- that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
-- John Galt, in Ayn Rand's _Atlas Shrugged_...
I swear I don't use offline mail!
I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. -- Edward Albee
I SWEAR I thought she was 18!
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