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It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants. To the first one...
It appears to be a Romulan Warbi^JovT#NO CARRIER
I taught him everything he knows!
I taught I taw a puddy tat. -- Tweety
I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK
IT AUTOMATICALLY HOMES IN ON THE NEAREST PLACE OF WORSHIP
I tawt I taw a tutty tat.
I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act iii, Sc.
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It balances! It balances! Run the bloody paychecks.

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