I Suggest You Locate Your Hot Tub Outside Your House, So It Won't Do Too Much Damage If It Catches Fire Or Explodes.

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I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do
too much damage if it catches fire or explodes. First you decide which
direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy. After
much trial and error, I have found that the best direction for a hot
tub to face is up.
-- Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw

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