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• I like life. It's something to do. -- Ronnie Shake
• I fear that one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say. -- Ronnie Shake
• I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth--just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth.
  -- Ronnie Shake...
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time either.
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  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• I have five dollars for each of you. -- Bernhard Goetz
• A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love.
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