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• Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!
  All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something...
• INJECTION Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power.
  Just sit very still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you....
• Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• I feel like one Who treads alone Some banquet-hall deserted, Whose lights are fled, Whose garlands dead, And all but he departed.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Oft in the Stilly Nigh...
• I even feel alone when you're near, 'cause you'll never understand.
• Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away, Looking at me, I got nothin' to say.
  Don't make me angry with the things games that you play, Either light up or leave me alone....
• Most of the people I know are more critical of their own faults.
  Especially when they find them in other people. -- Seth...
• When I tell people I am vegetarian, people tell me cabbages feel too.