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I shot 'em in the ears and blew their brains out! I invented that! -- FLAMING CARROT
I shot JFK, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop
I shot the Moderator. I AM the Sysop, didn't shoot myself.
I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the moderator.
I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the moderato
I should be so lucky.
I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses .
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I should have BBSed all night.
I should have been a plumber. -- Albert Einstei
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