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• I am FLAMING CARROT! Even best friends fear me a little!
• I am out there saving the world from Commies and Martians who will eat your feet.
  .. and he's making peanut brittle in my washer!" -- The Flaming Carrot bitches......
• Each Man must stand on his own!... Must answer to his own God!
  ... I will probably WIN though... -- Flaming Carro...
• I loved you... loved you as much as any American used car dealer could.
  .." -- Uncle Billy laments in FLAMING CARROT COMICS...
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• Honey, I blew up the computer!
• Joey: Mrs. Krabappel, I really need my drumsticks. Ms.
  K: [lasciviously playing with the drumsticks] Come and get 'em... -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Hey, Flaming Carrot!... What makes you so brave?" "It's my birthday.
  Now get outta here!" -- FLAMING CARROT...
• Wiggum: [awakening] Oh! Oh. Eddie: I had an idea, Chief
  why don't we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?...