I Should Explain That I Was Wearing A Black Velvet Cape That Was Supposed To Make Me Look Like The Dashing, Romantic Zorro But Which Actually Made Me Look Like A Gigantic Bat Wearing Glasses .

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... I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was
supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which
actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses ...
-- Dave Barry, The Wet Zorro Suit and Other Turning
Points in l'Amour

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