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I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card.
But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word....
I should have known better; every happy moment in my life came from lying.
I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson ...
I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
"I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
I should never have made my success in life if I had not bestowed upon the least thing I have ever undertaken the same attention and care I have bestowed upon the greatest.
-- Charles Dicke...
I should put a disclaimer on here about my employer providing access to the net etc.
etc. But he don't windsurf so I won't. -- DISCLAIMER...
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.
Is HST faster than the Concord?
Ishtar, Sumero-Babylonian goddess of bloodshed, war and destruction.

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