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• Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.
  -- The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• BUG [from telephone terminology, "bugs in a telephone cable", blamed for noisy lines.
  ] n. An unwanted and unintended (and undesirable) property of a program. See FEATURE....
• It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines.
• Be creative - invent a perversion!
• RIW: Re-Invent Wheel
• 0464 Did you ever write a program that ran correctly the first time?
  0465 ... Was it longer than 20 lines? 0466 ... 100 lines?...