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Although everyone is entitled to be stupid, some abuse this privilege.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry...
Although he isn't as good as he was two years ago, now he's even better!
Although I am a pious man, I am not the less a man.
-- Jean Baptiste Moliere (1622-1673) -- Le Tartuffe, Act iii, Sc. 3...
Although I believe that the economy is on the right track, let me be the first to say that all is not well.
-- President George Bush, September 1991...
Although in public I refer to him as Mr. Vice President, in private I call him George.
.. When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr....
Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do with their lives I think it is almost a consolation.
-- Bertrand Russell...
Although it is said that the athlete was never fatally ill previously, the morning in question he sure woke up dead.
And being that way, he didn't go nowhere. A person in that condition ain't prone...
Although it is tempting to resent disaster, there is not much use in doing so.
.. Whether we remain ash or become the phoenix is up to us. -- Deng Ming-Dao...
Although men flatter themselves with their great actions, they are not so often the result of a great design as of chance.
-- Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld...

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