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Instant Sex Will Never Be Better Than The Kind You Have To Peel And Cook.
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Instant sex will never be better than the kind you have to peel and cook.
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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
-- Quentin Crisp...
No sex is better than bad sex.
It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.
It is better to lose an instant of your life, than your life in an instant.
-- Italian Bumper Sticke...
With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
It is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall.
