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In search of cognitive dissonance...
In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
INSECTICIDE Insecticide is a wondrous substance used to kill poor little innocent insects, whose only fault is that they like crapping in your food, nibbling on your skin, and buzzing around.
Bu...
INSECTIVORA, n. "See," cries the chorus of admiring preachers, "How Providence provides for all His creatures!
"His care," the gnat said, "even the insects follows: For us He has prov...
In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
Insert a blank disk into C: and press [ENTER].
Insert appropriate tagline here.
Insert brain, then type
Insert DF0: in any drive.
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue.

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